Drunken Christmas History. Ryan Gosling. That’s all you need to know.
Chris is reading Casual Encounters on Craigslist for the first time ever.
Needless to say, he’s going through a range of emotions right now.
erin o face.
Jamie is amazing
- Jamie:When does he get back?
- Me:Sept. 11th.
- Jamie:Ah. Cheap flights.
- Me:Ooooooh my god.
- Jamie:Don't you dare say too soon, because it's not. Let's move on.
- Jamie (on anal):Well, that's why guys like it. There are girls like you with massive assholes. (my note: she wasn't talking to me.)
- Jamie (on sex in general):I would literally do anything else. I would wear a mustache and a tuxedo and seduce him at a casino bar, but not that.
Taco Bell worker arrested for handcuffing himself to woman he wanted to date →
Wow, someone creepier than the last guy I went some dates with.
Word to the wise, don’t send numerous emails of bad poetry about my hair when you’re drunk. It ain’t cute.
(Source: fungazi)
I saw him last night. So wrong, but so right.
Man humiliates his ex on C-SPAN 2, makes C-SPAN 2 interesting.
It gets amazing around 3:30, but I recommend the whole thing. This cheating ho gets nailed.
One good thing about being sick was that all of Eddie Izzard’s standup is on netflix instant. I have watched them all.
On Medusa: How on earth did she do her hair in the morning? ‘Cos we wake up, our hairs all over the fucking place, and the we sort of sort the hair out. She’d wake up-her hair’s probably all over the place all day, her hair probably wakes up before her! “Ugh Christ, put a video on the tele about mice. The fucking snakes are up.”
You managed to make people feel bad for Kayne West, so yeah, you really did.
